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another joe tshirt from joe in manhattan

christina ricci

christina ricci
this is my buddy sam's tshirt, of his own design
and making.
straight ghetto-ass, hand sewn, perfect

farrah fawcett

farrah fawcett
r.i.p.
&
michael jackson
r.i.p.
&
ed mcmahon
r.i.p.
this tshirt fits like a damned dream
it was a gift from tom & phil
this poster was on the wall of my 6th grade teacher
it was controversial at the time,
i would imagine now, even more so
the feathered hair the tank top and the nipples
god bless it

honey nut cheerios

honey nut cheerios
'there's a new kinda cheerio
swimming in your breakfast bowl
its a honey of an oh!
its honey nut cheerios.
its time to tempt your tummy
with the taste of nuts and honey
its a honey of an oh!
its honey nut cheerios.'
this cereal is awesome
this tshirt was 5 bucks online
this is the cereal that omar goes out for
in silk pjs, on the wire.
i do love me some h.n.c.'s...
but what the hell is a 'honey of an oh!'?
the commercial came out when i was young,
and the themesong stuck...

ass

ass
indeed
this is yet another uo blend tshirt
50/50
the letters and the transfer are still very fuzzy
i cant remember if i got this as a gift...
but my friend james has one
his ass is beige, as opposed to bright orange
when im wearing it, i usually say,
'its a tshirt designed to show proclivities'

hoot (there it is?)

hoot (there it is?)
yes, another 2 dollar uo tshirt
i loathe the co-opting of images from the 70s and 80s
and having them reprinted on 'vintage' tshirts.
that said, this tshirt feels fantastic

what part of...do you not understand?

what part of...do you not understand?
the 2004 osf stage ops tshirt
i am wearing it backwards
its a picture of an incredibly ornate gate design
& i cant remember what show its from

shakespeare festival

shakespeare festival

ashland, oregon
"A crown to York, and, lords, bow to him.-"
henry vi part iii
and on the back
WE MEAN IT!
this is like a parking lot tshirt, for the theater where i work
they cant put our full name on it, so they put 70% of it
the quote on the back is from my pal ray
who, while we were waiting to rehearse one day
and listened to the other actors yell at one another,
turned to me as i grimaced from the din,
and said, totally deadpan, 'they mean it.'
crystal fox gave us these when we closed H6part2/3

yale

yale

these are the best 4 letters that anyone can have on their cv
i dont have these 4 letters anywhere
except on this tshirt, another gift from my lady
yet another aa, yet again 50/25/25

ithaca is gorges

ithaca is gorges
my sweetheart got me this tshirt when she was working
in ny last year
another 50/25/25 aa tshirt

"800"

olde english brand "800"
another uo sale item
and a great blend tshirt
50% poly
37% cotton
13% rayon
alternative apparel

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

kkkkkarl lagerfeld
this was a gift from my dear friend eyan
for my birthday
its lagerfeld, as pac man, eating 'k's'
and theres a silver strawberry in it too
though no ghosts
most likely the most expensive tshirt on the blog so far
thanks, e!

obama (5)

obama haircut
another one from MTTS
and my final in support of president obama

obama (4)

www.barakobama.com
this is the first time i have worn this tshirt

obama (3)

obama (3)
yet another, again, better fitting
i wore this tshirt in buenos aires in december
and people smiled, took pictures, and asked me where i got it
moveon.org

obama (2)

obama 2008

again, one of those tshirts floating around at the end of 08
this one fits better, though

obama (1)

obama 08
i have kept a number of these tshirts
they were everywhere, for very cheap, back in 08
and very few were well fitting
this one had a neck on it that went up past my
adams apple

as nice now as it is in the future

as nice now as it is in the future. gregory
this is a scan of a paper cloud that my pre-school
teacher made, with my signature
i was, i believe, about 4 at the time that this was made
the original said
'gregory's dream is that it will be as nice now
as it is in the future'

thai coke

thai coke
got this tshirt in bangkok
following a long line of falang (foreigner)
it seems like everyone comes back with one of these

(2-day delay)

r.i.p.
Cora Harriet Smith Linington

for good luck rub my tummy

for good luck rub my tummy
another uo sale
i put this tshirt on in tinton falls, nj this morning
and i am now writing in ashland, or
waiting for my soul to catch up

los angeles raiders

los angeles raiders
another thrift store find
this tshirt always makes californians angry
and its a bit too tight